Lady Cat Lady

The kingdom of Catlandia has an announcement:

From this day, henceforth, Debbi will be known as the Queen of Klutz.

Hold your applause, please.

She has been bestowed this honor due to her innate talent to injure herself throughout the years.

This time tearing two tendons in her shoulder, after falling down the steps at Walgreens because she was so busy talking to her niece, she didn’t see the step.

To solidify why she was chosen for this absurd position, she’s already had three surgeries on that exact same shoulder.

Yes, that’s right, folks. Not only did she just have back surgery in April of this year to repair a herniated disc in her lower back, she’s in the running for surgery on her three time “repaired” shoulder in no time. Her primary care physician even thinks it’ll be total replacement.

The crowd goes wild.

How else was I going to tell you the outcome of the MRI?

I have to laugh.